"When-sa your Dolmio day?" "What! You have one? Lazy fecker."

Ahh Dolmio, you're some cheeky feckers dya know that?!

You have presented us with a view that Italians eat Dolmio products. Like feck they do. Read the following, and see if it seems somewhat, unrealistic...!

The healthy, tanned, Italian children race into the kitchen.

"Mamma, Papa, what is for dinner(a)?"

"Tonight Georgio, we are having microwaveable fusilli, with-a microwaveable tomato sauce-a, just like-a Grandma used to make."

"It is contain-ed in(a) plastic bags. You zap(a) the processed ingredients for(a) 45 seconds at 750w, and then you have a beautiful nutritious meal."

Hmmm.

What they should really have is the truthful scenario. Otherwise it's false advertising, right? Right.

Ok, Dolmio! This is where your products are really headed. But I feel the chances of this showing up on TV are, well, fairly limited.

Two pasty Irish children storm into the kitchen.

"Dad. DAD! What are we havin' fer dinner?"

"Ah Jaysus Seán, sure I'm after just gettin in meself, can you just microwave some o' them packets of pasta and tomato sauce? Just don't tell yer Mam! She says that stuff is full of sh*t."